Like A Baby's Arm!

Okay, so we're out last sunday watching the game at a local watering hole. The roar of eighty t.v.'s and the gentle rumble of drunken afternoon testosterone fills the room. And then there's us. Four chicks, doing way more beer drinking, lip gloss applicating, and wing eating than game watching. But we are keeping close tabs on the surroundings, and for God's sake, we're fucking chicks. News flash, girls don't reeeallly enjoy watching the game as much as we enjoy everything else that comes with it. Beer. Hot wings. Socializing, Men. Oh, how we love football season. (The game is cool too, it's not all for show, we do cheer here and there.)
On this particular fine day, three of us are looking like crap and genuinely just craving wings and sports. Then there's Tracy, who rolls in late looking like a fricken movie star. We all raise our heads from the feeding trough with wing sauce on our faces and just enough beer in our bellies not to care.
We all start giving eachother shit as usual, and making more than our fair share of noise. Then toward the end of our afternoon a guy shows up by the table and Tracy knows him. He leaves briefly and we discuss the reason we know him...one of our friends hooked up with him a long time ago. And we all know about the legendary dude, Don't know his name, but our friend let us know that he was amazing. In a few ways. So the guy goes to bring us shots, (just what we needed, blek) and we are all doing the "nudge nudge wink wink". And then Teresa just let's loose...(mind you she was the only one too hungover to drink and was sober...) "Sooooo! Like a BABY'S ARM, huh????" The dude turned about three shades of red and left the table to take a moment. We all laughed so hard we just about peed our pants. I mean, that is the rumor, but we had no idea she'd actually say something!!! Hahahahahaha! So funny.
And you guys thought this post was going in a totally different direction!!!! Ciao!