Poolhall Drama and Jagermeister

So. I learned that cleavage, pool, jager, and marine corp assholes don't mix very well. Why can't a gal just play a little (drunken) pool with her well muscled tight-shirt wearing guru dude, and be left alone in peace? But NOOOO! The testosterone wells up and unleashes itself...did this happen in West Virginny Juliet? Hehehe. I learned recently that playing pool in the right outfit(no matter how drunk you are or how bad at playing pool) can lead to a complicated night. So Guru was teaching me to shoot pool last night and simultaneously six marines called him King Kong and challenged him to a "pool duel". Gawd. More on this story later, my battery is dying......mrrrr.