Plan Of Attack

1. Regain the philosophy of "my body is a temple". A pagan ritualistic temple, or a mormon temple. You decide.
2. Detox my body 6 days a week and do yoga. Combat this with one night a week partying my brains out.
3. Melissa's standpoint-NO CARBS! (I'll just eat bread and butter for dinner.)
4. Try to cry out all toxic emotions relating to boys. Then find a new one to cry over eventually.
5. Write a song about this time in my life and use the word "castrate" at least once.
6. Find a good old fashioned kilted man and run down the beach at midnight. Preferably bald, depressed, and tatooed.
7. Reinstate the almighty "audio journal" much to the dismay of anyone who has ever lived with me, past and present.
8. Get really buff
9. Take over San Diego! Meow!
10. Become a raging flirt (again) and remember how to be single.